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Do you ever seen an ad? It is true that intelligent question? However, we do not joke, because the matter is extremely serious.

Certainly, when watching some of the ads are wondering the efficiency intellects of its creators, I am right? I must admit that once in a million will go to an ad that does not have murderous impulses:) However, the frightening number of ads makes a man happy to kill any woman who gets an orgasm on the plane after cleaning shampoo.

There is the number of ads, and requests leave to you!
Barbara Stanwyck Barbara Stanwyck
Danonki report: Danonino and bad witch.
Banda puppies playing the ball, when suddenly one of them - because he is stupid - the window stands a poor old woman, who after losing in the windows of the tenth month rekwiruje ball. After a moment arrives Danonino brave, who urged children to murder the old lady and receive the ball - in order to give them drugs in Danonkach:) Little monsters - having hallucinations - break into the house the old lady and killed her, then going to strike Delighted staruszkom another window. And this stupid pioseneczka - "... danonki drink, because we want to be big ..."
Bessie Smith Bessie Smith
Throwing garbage into the sink
A peasant woman preparing meals for their children's dumb ... everything beautiful, dairy products for breakfast, for lunch meat, chocolate cake for tea ... The entire preparation takes place very carefully and in sterile conditions, even the narrator praises our nice lady. And where is our lady pushes all the garbage? Certainly not in the trash! How many homes in Poland, people throw garbage into the sink? Rather, in a few:) And the narrator, who tells his hypnotic power to kill our lady of her children.
Beverly Sills Beverly Sills
Mobile Proliferating bacteria and viruses
A scene like the "Psycho" ... nice lady feeding her beloved, a small, pulchniutkiego, pink tiny little toddler. And at the time of the sink samy crawls nasty, dirty, slimy, repulsive, pathogenic, radioactive, obsikana (because of the sink before pouring into a guy at a party:)) bacteria. And that nasty, dirty, slimy, repulsive, pathogenic, radioactive, and obsikana bacterium has a companion, nasty, dirty, oślizgłego, disgusting, disease, radioactive and equally obsikanego friend rozmnażającego to live virus. And that nasty, dirty, slimy, repulsive, pathogenic, radioactive, and obsikana couple wanders through the bathroom, corridor and room, the table until the mouth of our little dot. Does anyone see a problem? I tell you. First, the bacteria are not moving at such long distances, do not get out of the sink and does not crawl a small, cute berbeciom to mug! Secondly, we could not carry the bacteria to each other live virus, because a) no viruses or pop out of the sink b) viruses outside of living organisms are not alive, for one simple reason - they are dead! Thirdly, the finding that the virus is multiplying daily deserves a flogging for debilizm. Let me tell you a secret that viruses do not multiply and never reproduce. Viruses are namnarzają, and this is something completely different! If someone wants, we would later explain:).
Dinah Shore Dinah Shore
Frogs and loved moms
Children's imagination knows no bounds, so you should use Domestos, but only if you are mentally ill mothers of two children.
Two small children are bored. Agree to find some sort of interesting job. And either looking for treasures, or go cowboys, or pretend princess kissing a frog. And all this for sedesie. Are you a child were playing in the search for treasure in sedesie, or the cowboys udawaliście sedesie or całowaliście frogs, which had just wyjęliście the toilet? Because I do not! And what is a tiny little toddler mom? It is extremely pleased that her children drawn from kissing a frog toilet, to which hour ago srała. And why it is so happy? Because she used Domestos, which kills all viruses, bacteria and fungi! Detail is that if such a tiny little toddler nażarł Domestos with bucket, it would wykorkował sooner than after oblizaniu obesranej frogs:)
Susan Sarandon Susan Sarandon
You washed your hair today?
The Straight Story ... a young, energetic, maybe handsome (damn it knows) a guy walks up to women and urged them to wash their hair a new, unknown, fragrant blend of fruity shampoo. Of course, women go along with that, because Polish women are dirty and not wash their hair. Dressed in thick coats, which proves that the door to the store where they are located is cold, but this woman is so stupid that you can wash your hair, and then from podsuszonymi come out into the street and pneumonia ready:) guy Moreover, he smiles so that only his mouth to give:)

Hunt for Danioły
In total, there should be enough that the statement "I am Daniołem 'death should be punished! But there is the closer ... banda gówniarzy formula tied Marian Jurczyk OKP - housing estate protest committee:). Whipster want bars, and the mother is in despair - because bringing up children without stresowo, and it can not afford the expensive bars Danone. At this point there is handicapped guy who gives her tasty snacks, in which the cream cheese and fruit are covered with chocolate to disguise (it is also a need to punish by death), and says it is Daniołem and disappears, charging a fee for snacks:)
Roseanne Barr Roseanne Barr
Relevance intercom selling shampoo.
Quite an interesting situation. Flying a plane and a woman decides to wash his hair. OK, the flight lasted 12 hours, and she likes to look nice and clean - so can understand the cleaning head. However, there is a different matter. That woman has on her head ... I do not know, unless sex receptors. Touched on the head here and there, and groans like an orgasm at the same time received. But that's nothing! In kiblu, which is experiencing his sexual fantasies is the intercom. The question arises: what the fungus in kiblu intercom? I guess that paper to ask:) In this case, however, there is a intercom so that the whole plane could hear the groans of our women. Is this the end? No! It is logical, if someone groans, to ask what is given to eat that lady. Meanwhile, some not dopieszczona old woman wants the same shampoo! Anyway, this ad offends the men. After all, if the shampoo gave so much pleasure, as in this ad, first the men did not have to what to do after the second lot of record bateryjek "sticks" to bankrupt:)

Fortunately I do not recall more ads, so that an optimistic note finish.